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funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A PUN IN YOUR INBOX.

phanteezers:

Every.  Single.  One.

jakesus:

phantomdoodler:

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use this charm to protect your posts from unwanted canadians

anything between these leaves will be invisible to our mountie friends as it will blend into their natural environment

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Why  would you reblog a blank post?

canadianstereotypes:

If you say that you were in grade 12, not in the 12th grade, you may live in Canada.

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes